Joke Name: The Lumberjack’s Nightmare

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Ingredients:

nails

bark

grass

Steps:

  1. Joke Name: The Lumberjack’s Nightmare

  2. Real Name: The Rustic Garden Salad

  3. Ingredients:

  4. – 1 cup of fresh, vibrant grass leaves
  5. – 1/4 cup of finely chopped tree bark for added texture
  6. – 1/2 cup of thinly sliced and cooked nail-shaped carrots

  7. Instructions:

  8. 1. Begin by thoroughly washing the fresh grass leaves.
  9. 2. In a large mixing bowl, toss the grass leaves with a drizzle of olive oil and vinegar dressing.
  10. 3. Add in the finely chopped bark to add some crunch and depth to your salad.
  11. 4. Finally, garnish your rustic garden salad with thin slices of nail-shaped carrots that have been cooked to perfection.

  12. Enjoy this unique dish that’s sure to impress any lumberjack!